Pregnant stripper...not hot.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
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i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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