school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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