then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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