like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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