I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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