Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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