Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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