It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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