just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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