I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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