Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You made out with two different species that night
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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