But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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