: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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