What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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