You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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