I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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