the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
