I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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