Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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