Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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