I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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