whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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