there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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