im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
no, he came in my armpit
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
