A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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