You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
two words...techno handjob
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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