We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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