do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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