doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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