stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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