She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
These tits shall not be calmed
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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