i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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