i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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