so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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