You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Mom said you looked used
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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