My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She's JV to your varsity
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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