how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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