Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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