Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's the barista slut.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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