Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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