I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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