thus making me awesome and them whores
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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