On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
there was a trapeze. enough said
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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