College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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