um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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