You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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