This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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