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  Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK

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  (212): Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK http://tfl.nu/7q0x
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.

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  Who isn't?

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  (770): Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims. (404): Who isn't? http://tfl.nu/hgp5
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  (334): View more from Alabama

  I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out

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  (334): I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out http://tfl.nu/mv9d
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  (443): View more from Maryland

  you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went

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  (443): you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went http://tfl.nu/2n24
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.

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  (336): You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed. http://tfl.nu/cedv
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.

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  (303): I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring. http://tfl.nu/akq0
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  (518): View more from New York

  ...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.

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  (518): ...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified. http://tfl.nu/6dxz
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.

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  (313): I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer. http://tfl.nu/dqld
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?

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  (502): Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk? http://tfl.nu/ayp8
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.

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  (313): I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing. http://tfl.nu/76v7
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'

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  omg so drunk

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  (614): I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen' (614): omg so drunk http://tfl.nu/cinp
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  (646): View more from New York

  Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.

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  (646): Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs. http://tfl.nu/sbu3
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.

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  (+44): Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that. http://tfl.nu/vjrp
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits

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  (248): Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits http://tfl.nu/a6lp
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  (571): View more from Virginia

  Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.

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  (571): Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep. http://tfl.nu/t5vc
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