Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
How naked do you want me to be?
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