Where is the hickey?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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