is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.