She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."