Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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