The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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